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Monday, April 10, 2006

New Matza Splitting Technology Video






Yachatz.

Splitting the middle matza.

Don't you just hate the crumble and mess?

This video demonstrates a new product which solves all your problems...though its probably not for gebrucht eaters.

(Litvaks rule! :)

Hattp: LK.


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12 comments:

  1. Toto12:26 AM, April 11, 2006

    LOVE IT! But, I don't think it's essentially a NEW PRODUCT....looked quite a bit like a paint brush and water to me! :)

    very cute, and funny, they don't look Japanese!

    --chag sameach!

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  2. Sarah Likes Green2:21 AM, April 11, 2006

    haha!!

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  3. Jerusalemcop9:38 AM, April 11, 2006

    I saw this yesterday when someone sent it to me by email. Cute.

    I don't yet know how to upload a video, so you're gonna have to show me tomorrow when I come to bake matzots with you and all the neighbors of the Muqata.

    J.

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  4. Steg (dos iz nit der šteg)1:46 PM, April 11, 2006

    ROTFL!

    Rebecca:
    It's not Chinese, it's the Japanese soundtrack of the Easy Way to Peel a Potato video.

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  5. Jameel @ The Muqata2:09 PM, April 11, 2006

    Emah S: It may have been some super high tech chemical instead of water ;-)

    Eishet Chayil: But its a super secret matza brush! (Those Japanese are clever!)

    Rebecca: #2 -- The non-gebrucht eaters need a chainsaw...

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  6. FrumGirl7:51 PM, April 11, 2006

    :-) Have a great Pesach at the Muqata, Jameel!

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  7. ifyouwillit...8:42 AM, April 12, 2006

    Jameel, hope you and you're family have a chag kasher vsameach. May we all remember it is Zman Chertutanu and be blessed to spend next year united in Jerusalem.

    After pesach we can get that lunch sorted.

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  8. Steg (dos iz nit der šteg)6:26 PM, April 12, 2006

    I never did get gebrokts, doesn't it become a problem when your wet saliva touches the matzoh?

    QUICK! Run to all your only-non-gebroks-eating friends and DROOL ALL OVER THEIR MATZA!!!! muahahaha!!!!

    (sorry, i'm high off of burning hhameitz fumes)

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  9. Anonymous8:42 AM, April 15, 2006

    some people dont let the matzoh get wet after it was baked

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  10. Batya9:37 AM, April 16, 2006

    That middle's the easy one; it's matching the break, second time around with the top one which gets hairy.

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  11. Jameel @ The Muqata12:20 AM, April 17, 2006

    Rebecca: I never did get gebrokts, doesn't it become a problem when your wet saliva touches the matzoh?

    My 9th grade rebbe at MTA (before I left MTA), Rabbi Cohen told us a joke that the mitzvat "Aseh" of eating matza is "docheh" (supercedes) the "lo taaseh" of saliva hitting the matza...

    As for us - we throw matza balls at our non-gebrucht chassidic neighbors :)

    Moadim l'simcha!

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  12. StepIma5:20 AM, April 17, 2006

    that's the most brilliant pesach film ever!

    EVER!

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