Jameel is on assignment in a foreign land, a land fraught with the dangers of Islamo-fascist terrorism, a land across the ocean, were getting a good internet connection can sometimes be a pain in the neck...
In any event he has requested I post this for him:
I got this by email the other day...since I'm not web-connected, I have no way of knowing if it's been posted on other blogs. If it has, my apologies...
--Jameel
I WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY...
...that the 7th day of the week is Shabbat and not Saturday
...that your elected officials live on your block and daven in your Bet Kenesset
...that Torah is taken SO seriously
...that people do not spend a year's salary on an SUV
...that a person's home is not a measure of his success
...that my forefathers walked in.
...that the street names are from the Tanach or names of Torah sages
...that the guy delivering water can tell me where the closest minyan may be found.
...that the land itself has Kedusha
...that the land itself is a gift from Hashem
...that the spoken language is the language G-d used to create the world.
...that even secular Jews invoke the name of Hashem
...that has the mountain upon which the Bet HaMikdash will be built (bb"a)
...that we daven for three times a day!
...that you don't have to explain to your employer why you need to leave early on Friday.
...that you can eat Chametz on the "Eighth Day" of Pesach
...that the majority of events in Tanach took place in
...that many of its soldiers DAVEN!
...that people are passionate about politics
...that you can FEEL Shabbat is coming
...that you can FEEL that it is Shabbat
...that it is not Saturday night but it is Motzaei Shabbat
...that Sunday is not "Shabbat Sheni shel Galuyot."
...that Jews have died PROTECTING the land
...that one can be proud to be a Jew
...that SHALOM is not only the name of a cemetery but it is the fervent hope of every resident
Addendums...
...where Erev Rosh HaShana kids from the local Scouts pass out apples & honey and wish you a Shana Tova
...where you can walk around the Old City walls every Erev Rosh Chodesh and Tish'a B'Av
...where you can get a Dvar Torah from the taxi driver (and a political dissertation, as well!))
...where the nightly TV station ends with "Psuko shel Yom" (Torah quote of the day)
...where the local radio station begins with "Shema Yisrael" and the Hebrew date ...where you hear Birkat Kohanim (Priestly Blessing) every day
...where you can hear Havdala and Daven in the President's house
...where you have Parshat HaShavua every Erev Shabbat on TV and a special Melaveh Malka program after Shabbat
...where you have radio stations which play only acappella (i.e. no music) songs during mourning times (Sefirat haOmer, the 9 days)
...where you can write the Hebrew date on checks...and they won't bounce!
...where you can get a one line Dvar Torah on your grocery cash register tape (in particular neighborhoods)
...where the mayor and Chief Rabbis invite the public to visit them in their Sukkot
...where public school kids bring home homemade Sukka decorations
...where they grow bug free vegetables
...where you can buy Shabbat toilet paper with a Hechsher, declaring that it is produced in a Shomer Shabbat factory, not using G’niza (!)(remnants of Holy texts) ...where you can buy cleaning supplies with a hechsher for Pesach (though is this REALLY necessary?)
...where on Rememberance Day, cars stop in the middle of the highways and people get out at 11:00 to collectively remember their fallen...not go on picnics!
...where you smell Gefilte Fish, chicken soup and homemade Challot Erev Rosh Hashana as you walk down the block
...where Chametz is sold collectively for the whole country
...where you leave the hospital after having given birth to your baby, and the staff says, "See you next year"!
What would you add?
Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael
You just didn't want to be in Israel on August 22nd!
ReplyDelete...where you don't have to end up a bar of soap or a lamp shade
ReplyDeleteA land known as...Lakewood...
ReplyDeletehttp://www2.postcards.org/go2/candles?1391592
ReplyDeleteLIGHT A CANDLE HERE FOR ALL.
...a land where the street signs are in loshon hakodesh, the language of the torah...a land where shops/public places have mezuzot....a land where you can get netilat yadayim/negel vasser from the reception in your hotel...and land so infused with Jewishness...a land i want to live in forever and ever...and a land that belongs especially and only to us, the Jews...a land that is my land!
ReplyDeleteJameel,
ReplyDeleteIt's August 23.
You can come home to Israel now.
Joe: Thanks for the heads up...I'm leaving for home this evening...
ReplyDeletecan't think of anything to add right now but that's an excellent list. wish i was there!
ReplyDeleteWhere the professional sportsmen are named Abutbul and Kohenfeig, and the referee is named Mashiach! (this info courtesy of my sports fiend son number 3)
ReplyDeleteLol! After I had given birth and was leaving the hospital, they did indeed wish me a speedy return-the next year! I just had this look of shock and horror on my face. Who was thinking about the NEXT?!?!
ReplyDeleteWhere the offices all have Mezuzahs, and the pierced delivery guy kisses it before walking into a room...Where the security guard says shabbat shalom on friday afternoon instead of have a nice weekend, and you can hear them play Lecha Dodi on the radio
ReplyDelete... where the Jewish community, which after so many years of life I realized to be my real family, be nice and welcome me the same way I feel I love them all, and answer my e-mails when I write to them, and open the doors of the synagogue and invite me for a Shabbat...and give me some support so as I could continue teaching about the Holocaust in my country.
ReplyDeleteAna Parreira - Campinas SP BRASIL
... oops I am sorry, forgot to post my email if someone wants to write to us... anaparreira@uol.com.br.
ReplyDeleteAna Parreira - Campinas SP Brasil