After Psychotoddler revealed last week that he would be performing in NY, third-party sponsors approached two other infamous bloggers, and are trying to convince them to appear on-stage.
Despite the initial, immediate refusal from both bloggers, negotiations have picked up as third-parties has upped the proposal. We can’t reveal all the details of the negotiations, but both sides are well represented and this could very well be an event of historic proportions for the JBlogosphere.
Notorious for their anonymity, these two J-Bloggers, DovBear and Jameel have been cajoled, wined, and dined…to perform a JBlogger Celebrity Duet? Could this really be? Both sides are insisting that neither will reveal their real name, neither will reveal who is DovBear and who is Jameel, there will be no autographs, press-conference, or back-stage party.
Making the performance even more difficult, there is a disagreement over how the JBloggers will arrive and be introduced on stage, will they mingle anonymously in the audience, and at what point in the performance will the leave?
What song will they sing? Is it being written specifically for this concert? What will they wear – will it be DovBear’s diminutive, yet trendy black hat, conservative Armani suit and 'gator shoes – and will he appear bearded or clean-shaven? Security will be extra careful, so Jameel won’t be able to bring his trademark M16…and plastic surgery is being considered to remove to the annoying yellow smiley face attached to his head.
What started as a tentative agreement for DovBear and Jameel to meet for Pizza and has now turned into a full bloom performance – the negotiations are in full swing to bring these bloggers out to in the open.
Rumors abound as to the identity of the sponsors as well – with names thrown out including; Jessie Jackson, the Demoratic party, Gush Emunim, Green Peace, Yashar Publications and the Yeshiva University Forum for the Advancement of Torah U’Mada.
It has already been ruled out that this is not a cheap publicity stunt, since DovBear and Jameel’s Muqata blog will not receive rights to the song or performance, but will be posted on-line, on a different blog…
It is unsure if this historic Duet will take place…watch this space for more information!
Disclaimer: The signed, three-way, non-disclosure agreement stipulates that all parties have the option of confirming or denying any, all, or none of the details provided above.
Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael
Despite the initial, immediate refusal from both bloggers, negotiations have picked up as third-parties has upped the proposal. We can’t reveal all the details of the negotiations, but both sides are well represented and this could very well be an event of historic proportions for the JBlogosphere.
Notorious for their anonymity, these two J-Bloggers, DovBear and Jameel have been cajoled, wined, and dined…to perform a JBlogger Celebrity Duet? Could this really be? Both sides are insisting that neither will reveal their real name, neither will reveal who is DovBear and who is Jameel, there will be no autographs, press-conference, or back-stage party.
Making the performance even more difficult, there is a disagreement over how the JBloggers will arrive and be introduced on stage, will they mingle anonymously in the audience, and at what point in the performance will the leave?
What song will they sing? Is it being written specifically for this concert? What will they wear – will it be DovBear’s diminutive, yet trendy black hat, conservative Armani suit and 'gator shoes – and will he appear bearded or clean-shaven? Security will be extra careful, so Jameel won’t be able to bring his trademark M16…and plastic surgery is being considered to remove to the annoying yellow smiley face attached to his head.
What started as a tentative agreement for DovBear and Jameel to meet for Pizza and has now turned into a full bloom performance – the negotiations are in full swing to bring these bloggers out to in the open.
Rumors abound as to the identity of the sponsors as well – with names thrown out including; Jessie Jackson, the Demoratic party, Gush Emunim, Green Peace, Yashar Publications and the Yeshiva University Forum for the Advancement of Torah U’Mada.
It has already been ruled out that this is not a cheap publicity stunt, since DovBear and Jameel’s Muqata blog will not receive rights to the song or performance, but will be posted on-line, on a different blog…
It is unsure if this historic Duet will take place…watch this space for more information!
Disclaimer: The signed, three-way, non-disclosure agreement stipulates that all parties have the option of confirming or denying any, all, or none of the details provided above.
Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael
Am I gonna have to ride shotgun for this too?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great idea!
ReplyDeleteBoth sides are insisting that neither will reveal their real name, neither will reveal who is DovBear and who is Jameel, there will be no autographs, press-conference, or back-stage party.
Do you honestly think anyone could confuse the two????
I have the PERFECT song for them to sing!!!
ReplyDeleteIt will be too obvious which one is which. Do you think that Jameel would be caught standing on the left?
ReplyDelete:-)
Will this evolution be televised?
ReplyDeleteclearly this will be a groundbreaking historical event for the jblogosphere.
ReplyDeleteWill we be notified of a locale, should we choose to attend this auspicious event?
ReplyDeleteAs the old saying goes, "Everybody wants to get into the act." Am I, ahem, enough of a JBlogger celebrity to participate in a JBlogger version of Peter, Paul, and Mary, with me in the role of Mary? Oops, kol isha! (!#$%^&*!!!!!)
ReplyDeleteWell, if I'm going to get a song and dance about a woman singing in the presence of men, may I just dance, instead? :)
Oh, come on, guys, just stick a few music stands on stage between us and call them a mechitza! :)
Hope to see the local yocals and visitors Sunday at the Shlock Rock concert with that J-bloggin' bass-player. If they let us dance in the aisles, I'll probably be easy to spot--I'll be the middle-aged woman in the back of the room (away from those ear-splitting speakers), dancing her feet off. :)
DTC:
ReplyDelete"Do you think that Jameel would be caught standing on the left?"
His left or the audience's left?
You won't find this blogger getting up on the stage - that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteAri,
ReplyDeleteWhat difference does it make?
:-)
Well that might be fun.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think I'd even vote for JoeSettler over the guy who just won "RockStar"
What's 'Rockstar'?
ReplyDeleteAnd despite my rugged (yet boyish) good looks, I would not be the best singer on the stage.
Go Dilana.
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