Pick one:
Al-Quds: Zionist Army Soldiers prepare to eat Palestinian child's pet bird.
Haaretz: IDF Soldiers prepare to behead Palestinian child's pet bird.
YNET: IDF Soldiers Capture Endangered Bird in Palestinian Village
Arutz Sheva: IDF Soldiers Liberate Endangered Bird in Palestinian Village
NYTimes: Rare Bird killed by IDF troops. (Note: they change their story the next day -- see photo in link on the right)
Or add your own...I'll post the real story later.
Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד
Secret Zionist Weapon Turns Palestinian Children into Birds
ReplyDeleteNew Secret Israeli Weapon - giving the Palestinians the bird....-
ReplyDeleteOmigawd. I can't believe these headlines. The world cannot be saved.
ReplyDeleteBesides which, isn't it obvious that the IDF soldiers are about to prepare chicken-er,rare bird soup (with matza balls) for Shabbat dinner?
IDF soldiers steal bird from Palestinians in preparation for Satanic rite of Kaporos. A little early in the year but, hey, if you're going to get it all wrong why quibble about the time period.
ReplyDeleteYou've got the Al Quds headline wrong. It should be "Evil IOF soldiers capture the Palestinian Dove of Peace".
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't find a gerbil!
ReplyDeleteSettlers riot injuring hundreds after High Court orders settlement children's petting zoo bulldozed.
ReplyDeleteCrazed Right Wing IDF soldiers prepare a Slav-Bird for slaughter on Temple Mount.
ReplyDeleteYou left out the press release from PETA:
ReplyDeletePETA strongly condemns the barbaric and illegal misuse of all animals by the IDF. Animals should be kept out of military conflicts and not be used as shields, targeting devices or other reconnaisance tools.
Native Palestinian falconers being driven into poverty by IDF brutality - UN condemns Israeli barbarism.
ReplyDeleteQuote from article: Genenva, July 1st, 2009: UN chief-wombat issued a stinging critique of Jewish insensitivity today.....
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Okay, I'll give. What kind of falcon is that? And crucially, how old is it? The colouration suggests an inmature bird.
Homing Pidgeon finds friend trapped under debris!
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'Twitter' caught raiding IDF camp 'mess-hall' after aruchat boker!
ReplyDeleteHigh-tech Iranian drone captured by IDF
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ReplyDeleteHaaretz: Dichter releases chilling video: right-wing paramilitary group joins anti-democratic Hareidim in kabbalistic ceremony intended to turn Bibi Netanyahu into owl, Ehud Barak into turkey
ReplyDeleteThe Real Story:
ReplyDeleteIDF combat units operating in the Shomron region were entering Palestinian homes, suspected of containing weapons.
In one home in a Palestinian village in the Shomron, instead of finding weapons, the IDF soldiers found 2 caged baby Falcons, in rather awful condition.
Falcons, are a protected species in Israel, they the 2 baby Falcons were rescued and given over to Israel Society for the protection of animals, who are nursing the birds back to health.
Its unclear why PETA and the UN have not yet condemned Israel for this barbaric act.
"What kind of falcon is that?"
ReplyDeleteLooks like a kestrel to me. A search of JPost brings up a story that kestrels are being used on Israeli farms to kill mice and voles.