by Lurker
According to breaking news reports, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad narrowly survived an assassination attempt a couple of hours ago. Pro-government Iranian website khabaronline.ir claims that one person was arrested at the scene, but reliable independent reports indicate that the actual assailant escaped.
Last year, Iranian Intelligence Minister Gholam Hossein Mohseni Ejeie accused a certain unnamed "Zionist regime" of conspiring to assassinate Ahmadinejad.
In unrelated news, Jameel mysteriously flew out of the country early this morning on a sudden, previously unannounced assignment.
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If AJad were killed, someone with similar policies would take his place. More likely, this is a charade by the government designed to justify further crackdowns on the population.
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