tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post116085737922482928..comments2024-03-27T07:01:13.725+02:00Comments on The Muqata: Amazing "Save of the Day" on Simchat TorahJameel @ The Muqatahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15890095633246557332noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161208370355438212006-10-18T23:52:00.000+02:002006-10-18T23:52:00.000+02:00i don't insist on other people spelling things my ...i don't insist on other people spelling things my waySteg (dos iz nit der šteg)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07694556690190505030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161189792055175562006-10-18T18:43:00.000+02:002006-10-18T18:43:00.000+02:00Just read this out loud to the family. Hubby was i...Just read this out loud to the family. Hubby was in hysterics, but the kids had a little trouble with the English idiom ;).<BR/><BR/>Great story - awesomely written!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161162915076403442006-10-18T11:15:00.000+02:002006-10-18T11:15:00.000+02:00what a hero!!! Great story Jameel.BTW, from my per...what a hero!!! Great story Jameel.<BR/><BR/>BTW, from my personal analysis, hagbaha is not what it used to be. Torah scrolls used to be made from very heavy parchment and it would require a reasonable amount of strength to perform the hagbaha. In todays modern sifrei Torah, most are generally made form a light parchment and are fairly easy to perform hagbaha upon them.<BR/><BR/>It is not really a feat of strength anymore, rather one of balance. <BR/><BR/>I think the turn-around sefer torah hagbaha developed because most people are righties and it would be difficult to do hagbaha on a sefer Torah where all the weight of the heavy toah is on the left side. So they flipped it, placing the weight on the right side.<BR/><BR/>On todays light Torahs, there is not much of a reason for the flip, other than just to have some fun and keep "tradition", because even though the weight would be on the left (with no flip), the Torah is pretty light and is just a matter of adjusting the balance.<BR/><BR/>My own $.02Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161152098779964742006-10-18T08:14:00.000+02:002006-10-18T08:14:00.000+02:00guy #2 reminds of that seinfeld episode when georg...guy #2 reminds of that seinfeld episode when george knocked over kids & old ladies to escape a fire<BR/><BR/>you have to wonder if this guy planned his escape in advance just in case<BR/><BR/>great post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161133072687845692006-10-18T02:57:00.000+02:002006-10-18T02:57:00.000+02:00Ok here is my take...I think the twisting hands th...Ok here is my take...<BR/><BR/>I think the twisting hands thing should be made asur..<BR/><BR/>The sefer torah is the holliest object we use and its no joke!!<BR/><BR/>Chabad for one will seriously whack you if you pull stunts with the torah..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161123521068664002006-10-18T00:18:00.000+02:002006-10-18T00:18:00.000+02:00my cousin used to daven in a small shul in the bas...my cousin used to daven in a small shul in the basement of someone's house and when he went to lift the torah, he'd forgotten that the ceiling was lower than usual. <BR/>needless to say, it went through the ceiling.<BR/>but at least it wasn't dropped!bechttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16146699715760197131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161102365637999462006-10-17T18:26:00.000+02:002006-10-17T18:26:00.000+02:00I have to give those wild-n-crazy Chabad guys cred...I have to give those wild-n-crazy Chabad guys credit for the most rational approach to hagba'ha I've seen in the Ashkenazic world. The Sefer Torah is lifted at the table, shown off, and then put right back on the table for dressing. Once you see it, you realize how silly it is to roll and dress a vertically held scroll. You can do a much more accurate job adjusting the roll when whole shebang it safely on a solid surface.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161085558218556032006-10-17T13:45:00.000+02:002006-10-17T13:45:00.000+02:00Well, as for holding it, I almost dozed off during...Well, as for holding it, I almost dozed off during a Haftarah reading. And as for dozing, one of the Rabbanim here enthusiastically congratulated me after giving a Dvar Torah one Friday and suggested that I do it more often. Really?, I countered and his response - Of course, it's the only time I see you awake during the Dvar Torah period.YMedadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14333122797414935958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161059651767796732006-10-17T06:34:00.000+02:002006-10-17T06:34:00.000+02:00The synagogue I went to as a kid did it intelligen...The synagogue I went to as a kid did it intelligently. Two people helped the hagbah raise the Sefer Torah.<BR/><BR/>This Kol Nidre, I was one of the lucky gents selected to hold a Sefer Torah. I never could figure out the most comfortable (that is, least straining) way to hold it--I ended up cradling it like a baby--and there were a couple of moments when I began to feel it slipping, and had to make a quick maneuver to stop the slippage. Nor did it help that the chazzan seemed to want to say Kol Nidre FOUR times instead of three....kishnevihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01437400043049608843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161040878773654412006-10-17T01:21:00.000+02:002006-10-17T01:21:00.000+02:00Funny indeed, and fortunate.Gut vinter!Funny indeed, and fortunate.<BR/><BR/>Gut vinter!Lab Rabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16548235776787443321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161035665794823462006-10-16T23:54:00.000+02:002006-10-16T23:54:00.000+02:00Jameel, that was priceless!Your community has at l...Jameel, that was priceless!<BR/><BR/>Your community has at least TWO quick thinkers. You have been blessed.The back of the hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05564245223453467132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161032251458439422006-10-16T22:57:00.000+02:002006-10-16T22:57:00.000+02:00academic frummie:It's no myth, although there's gr...academic frummie:<BR/><BR/>It's no myth, although there's great dispute on the application. See Igros Moshe OC 3:3, Tzitz Eliezer 5:1 and Yechaveh Daas 4:56.rabbi without a causehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13297764149316611862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161021799470086602006-10-16T20:03:00.000+02:002006-10-16T20:03:00.000+02:00I think Hagba should only be given to people who p...I think Hagba should only be given to people who pump iron.kasambahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15851529433849846912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161017108681393172006-10-16T18:45:00.000+02:002006-10-16T18:45:00.000+02:00I think this must happen on every shul on ST--expe...I think this must happen on every shul on ST--expecially with that funky backwards hagbah.<BR/><BR/>Lately, they've been giving me a lot of hagbahs--yeah, right, me, the one with the bad back. Someone needs to tell these folk that tall doesn't equal strong.PsychoToddlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00874353280798371891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161016850043304732006-10-16T18:40:00.000+02:002006-10-16T18:40:00.000+02:00I had a similar experience once, except I was the ...I had a similar experience once, except I was the one doing Hagbah.<BR/><BR/>The person who was going to handle Galilah stood right behind me and as I turned around I tripped over their shoe.<BR/><BR/>Fortunately I was somehow able to maintain my balance and recovered from the incident.<BR/><BR/>Phew.Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161012958476350022006-10-16T17:35:00.001+02:002006-10-16T17:35:00.001+02:00ShishiShishiYMedadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14333122797414935958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1161012906881109482006-10-16T17:35:00.000+02:002006-10-16T17:35:00.000+02:00And now for the joke: Called for Hagba and after f...And now for the joke: <BR/>Called for Hagba and after failing to get the Sefer Torah even as high as his shoulders before having to be helped back down, the poor incapable and weak Hagbah failure went to a gym for three months straight. He pumped. He benched (not after bread). He strained.<BR/><BR/>He returned with muscles bulging, calves tense and forearms mighty. At schule that Shabbat, and seeing his chance to make up for his misdeed, he grabbed the Sefer Torah and flipped it over, grabbing the two etzim gracefully; he then flipped the Sefer around while in its vertical position and as the gasps and applause broke out, especially from the Ezrat Nashim, he then turned the Sefer horizontally and let go of the upper etz and caught it all as it rolled up in his other hand. And then he sat down. <BR/><BR/>The schule was abuzz with excitement and then, the Gabbai leans over to him and whispers: "that voz reelly fantastik, Yankel, but you should know, we're only holding at Shisi".YMedadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14333122797414935958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1160998118767659502006-10-16T13:28:00.000+02:002006-10-16T13:28:00.000+02:00Kol hakavod to mister number 1 for reacting so swi...Kol hakavod to mister number 1 for reacting so swiftly and my respects to number two for his quick thinking.<BR/>Say what you will but it's an intelligent course of action.<BR/>Glad you don't have to add a fast to the already long list of fastdays.Pragmaticianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08724757238921859366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1160990637000731022006-10-16T11:23:00.000+02:002006-10-16T11:23:00.000+02:00I just knew someone just had to make sure they wer...I just knew someone just had to make sure they were out of the shul if it happened.JoeSettlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01232647820807408898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1160990111531266572006-10-16T11:15:00.000+02:002006-10-16T11:15:00.000+02:00That was kind of crummy of the guy who ran out of ...That was kind of crummy of the guy who ran out of the shul instead of trying to keep the Torah from falling. I hope he at least gets some serious scowls next time he shows up at shul.Fern @ Life on the Balconyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00723669902505470885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1160988980238144712006-10-16T10:56:00.000+02:002006-10-16T10:56:00.000+02:00well that post had me on the edge of my seat!go 't...well that post had me on the edge of my seat!<BR/><BR/>go 'the man'!!Sarah Likes Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15055831838215589183noreply@blogger.com