tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post2742200251570365653..comments2024-03-27T07:01:13.725+02:00Comments on The Muqata: Don't light the match!Jameel @ The Muqatahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15890095633246557332noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-89121913996271523402007-08-12T23:03:00.000+03:002007-08-12T23:03:00.000+03:00If Martians say Shabbat... does that mean Ashkenaz...If Martians say Shabbat... does that mean Ashkenazim are from Venus?Mikeagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15827275300296295639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-66547721854679778652007-08-09T19:26:00.000+03:002007-08-09T19:26:00.000+03:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAScrapshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15911315552965685448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-63421418516070902262007-08-09T14:27:00.000+03:002007-08-09T14:27:00.000+03:00OMG! You told it all wrong! And since I am older...OMG! You told it all wrong! And since I am older than you, I know I have the earlier version:<BR/><BR/>Two astronauts land on the (pick your planet) and meet a little green man (okay, so let's make that Mars).<BR/><BR/>Three hours later, after attemtping all 150 langauges known to man on earth, the bianry system, computer languages (that's your specialty Jameel - definitely not mine. [I'm still waiting]) and various sign langauges as well as Yiddish, they are just about to give up trying to establsih communication.<BR/><BR/>So, that's when one of the astronauts gets the idea of creating fire. Fire is the basis of all civilization. If they can get the creature to say his word for "fire", they have a start.<BR/><BR/>So, he lights the match and the little green man starts jumping up and down, all crazy like, and shouts out: "Shabbes, Shabbes!".YMedadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14333122797414935958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-1498529523612896822007-08-09T14:07:00.000+03:002007-08-09T14:07:00.000+03:00Wouldn't Martians be exempt from keeping Shabbat?Wouldn't Martians be exempt from keeping Shabbat?tafka PPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17166682612446711810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-62074862026619155912007-08-09T07:36:00.000+03:002007-08-09T07:36:00.000+03:00Ha! That is the best joke I have heard in a long ...Ha! That is the best joke I have heard in a long time. Thank you!trnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07404713773103662270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-45452434542011259652007-08-09T01:06:00.000+03:002007-08-09T01:06:00.000+03:00ROTFLMAO!!!! I needed a laugh, and this helped out...ROTFLMAO!!!! I needed a laugh, and this helped out. I love it.Ayelet Survivorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02277580932405601737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-61563428513667103612007-08-08T22:24:00.000+03:002007-08-08T22:24:00.000+03:00Cute :-)Cute :-)Chanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655144434904957767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-86223245314319669692007-08-08T21:18:00.000+03:002007-08-08T21:18:00.000+03:00booooooobooooooobooooooo<BR/>boooooooHoly Hyraxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17704030181702087485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-82948726701402171512007-08-08T20:58:00.000+03:002007-08-08T20:58:00.000+03:00very nice, I'll share that one with the crowd this...very nice, I'll share that one with the crowd this shabbos I"Y"H.Kosher Foodiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00250927266174835710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-59894692903597400502007-08-08T16:28:00.000+03:002007-08-08T16:28:00.000+03:00thanks for the laugh!thanks for the laugh!Sarah Likes Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15055831838215589183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-71112979112908302482007-08-08T13:29:00.000+03:002007-08-08T13:29:00.000+03:00Very cute, Jameel. I'll have to remember that one...Very cute, Jameel. I'll have to remember that one.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01314897574215489135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-30762439666598782712007-08-08T12:12:00.000+03:002007-08-08T12:12:00.000+03:00A spaceship lands in the middle of some hick town....A spaceship lands in the middle of some hick town. As the villagers stand around watching, the door under the saucer opens up.<BR/><BR/>Down walks two aliens dressed in black spacesuits, wearing big furrry looking helmets, and antenna curling down the sides of their head.<BR/><BR/>The first hick looks at the other and say, "You see dem?"<BR/><BR/>The second replies, "Hai see dem, but I don't believe em".JoeSettlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01232647820807408898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-18608778463370190202007-08-08T11:39:00.000+03:002007-08-08T11:39:00.000+03:00LOL! Thanks for that one, Jameel!-- MAOZLOL! Thanks for that one, Jameel!<BR/><BR/>-- MAOZAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com