tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post3034363709716764369..comments2024-03-27T07:01:13.725+02:00Comments on The Muqata: Even as I walk...A true storyJameel @ The Muqatahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15890095633246557332noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-83900483248519683732007-05-24T04:15:00.000+03:002007-05-24T04:15:00.000+03:00Jameel, I'm LOL. Unfortunately, I'm also not surp...Jameel, I'm LOL. Unfortunately, I'm also not surprised by the father's assumption of what his son was talking about.Esser Agarothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12853681733864707489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-54202536520313997872007-05-21T16:50:00.000+03:002007-05-21T16:50:00.000+03:00oh dear...THAT was hilarious!oh dear...THAT was hilarious!rivkayaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06509357690398313014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-26115399347228255222007-05-21T11:56:00.000+03:002007-05-21T11:56:00.000+03:00Uncle came in from America for the Bar Mitzva of h...Uncle came in from America for the Bar Mitzva of his nephew. Gets up in the Yishuv's shul to give a speech. <BR/><BR/>He starts describing the boy's attributes:<BR/><BR/>"He has a heart of gold," the uncle exclaimed. "Yesh lo lev mezahav," he translated into Hebrew.<BR/><BR/>"And not just gold, but Gold, with a capital 'G'," he continued, and then translated, "Loh rak zahav, aval zahav eem zayin gadol".<BR/><BR/>The speech basically finished there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-28665975543134880082007-05-21T09:38:00.000+03:002007-05-21T09:38:00.000+03:00ROTFLOL!!We were at a family event at a synagogue ...ROTFLOL!!<BR/>We were at a family event at a synagogue in the US not long after the uproar about the parade here in Jerusalem. The president of the congregation introduced herself to us, and then introduced us to her wife and child. My kids didn't seem to notice at first. Then my 7 yr old asked me in Hebrew, "Ima, that lady, does she have a husband?" I said, "no". He replied, "But she said that the other lady is her ..." he stumbled, unsure of what to say. I said something about the parade, and choices, and breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't ask any more questions ...Ye'he Sh'mey Raba Mevorachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10880916203103730085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-52192613594510036782007-05-21T00:28:00.000+03:002007-05-21T00:28:00.000+03:00yep - heard something similar myself! ha ha!yep - heard something similar myself!<BR/> ha ha!the only way i knowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527442357164907984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-330343906319422702007-05-20T15:12:00.000+03:002007-05-20T15:12:00.000+03:00Great story.Before answering anybody-know where t...Great story.<BR/>Before answering anybody-know where they are coming from.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-92114506674368653532007-05-20T13:02:00.000+03:002007-05-20T13:02:00.000+03:00OY!OY!JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12177030621603250029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-42018169743229719022007-05-20T12:56:00.000+03:002007-05-20T12:56:00.000+03:00Funny.What's with the copyright, Jameel?Funny.<BR/><BR/>What's with the copyright, Jameel?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-22502958824055898792007-05-20T11:50:00.000+03:002007-05-20T11:50:00.000+03:00This one really happened to me:My 7 year old (at t...This one really happened to me:<BR/><BR/>My 7 year old (at the time) son asked me "Abba ma zeh min"?<BR/>I started hemming and hawing, trying to figure out what to say, when he said that he read somewhere about a "sefer Torah shekatav oto min".<BR/>(wew...relief...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-403599070018382732007-05-20T11:24:00.000+03:002007-05-20T11:24:00.000+03:00Context is everything!Context is everything!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13539920.post-18265131049511110012007-05-20T11:10:00.000+03:002007-05-20T11:10:00.000+03:00hahahaha<BR/>ha<BR/>hathe sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07134516234799909775noreply@blogger.com