Wednesday, April 06, 2011

What did you learn online today?

I really enjoyed this piece from Huffington Post Monitor.

What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.

I learned that the Arabs must be strong.
They are always right and never wrong.
The PA and Hamas are the finest men.
So their people never need to vote again.

I learned that Israel always shoots first.
Their human rights record is the worst.
I learned that Palestine must be free.
From the Jordan to the sea.

I learned that terrorism isn't so bad.
I learned some great times the Palestinia­ns have had.
They killed in Munich and in France.
And I must defend them at every chance.

And that's what I learned online today.
That's what I learned online.

What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.

I learned Jew hatred isn't real.
It just helps them find land to steal.
No matter what you hear some say
No one hates the Jews today.

I learned that Mahmoud never told a lie.
I learned that only civilians die.
I learned that in Israel nobody's free.
That's what the internet said to me.

I learned that the Jews have no place here.
That Israel is America's puppeteer.
I learned that AIPAC rules us all.
As it's said in the “Protocols.”

And that's what I learned online today.
That's what I learned online.

What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.

I learned that Lieberman is a thug.
I learned Netanyahu's too damn smug.
I learned Meshaal is a good guy though.
Cause Sharmine Narwani told me so.

I learned that victims have the right.
To commit a massacre in the night,
And the only excuse that you ever need
Is they made your dad a refugee.

I learned that Qassams hurt no one.
I learned bomb shelters can be fun.
I learned that Jesus wasn't a Jew.
And yes I swear that it's all true.

That's what I learned online today.
That's what I learned online.

What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.
What did you learn online today?
Dear little friend of mine.

I learned that Israel should be gone.
That American aid should be withdrawn.
I learned that Jerusalem is Islamic.
And that Iran should be atomic.

I learned the PA should never budge
And to always, always hold a grudge.
I learned that if you take something from me
Then I can kill your family.

I learned that Islamists are my friends.
That Arab entitlemen­t never ends.
I learned that settlers should die for their crimes.
Including babies too sometimes.

And that's what I learned online today.
That's what I learned online.



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4 comments:

NormanF said...

I learned that Israel's Far Left wants Netanyahu to implement the Arab Peace Initiative!

Goodbye Israel!

kudzu said...

Can't share this poem on facebook. It has been reported to them as "abusive". Spit!

Anonymous said...

i had the same problem sharing the poem on facebook from the link under the post but then i pasted the url and it let me. abusive? huh?

ehwhy's wife said...

sorry just came across this while looking for something else (regular reader, must have missed this the first time out). Just FYI it is a take off of a song by Tom Paxton Called "What did you learn in school today?" and he often updates it to represent current political and newsworthy situations (although I am pretty sure this is not one of his updates!

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