As you must have heard, Prisoner X, was kept in a secret government jail, and it's forbidden by the censor to talk about him or his incarceration.
Here at the Muqata, we've uncovered the real reasons why Prisoner X was arrested.
Here they are (a joint Joe-Jameel effort):
10. He tried baking dairy Borekas in the wrong shape
9. He was clandestinely helping fund Women of the Wall
8. Arrested for protesting against the Disengagement
7. Had proof of who really killed Rabin
6. Had a Talansky envelope with Olmert's fingerprints on it
5. Had proof Aryeh Deri really was innocent
3. Had dirt on why the Pope really quit
2. Had a copy of Obama's real birth certificate
And reason number 1 is...
1. Sara Netanyahu told Bibi to put him in jail in solitary confinement.
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