Monday, April 12, 2010

Anat Dot Com Breaking News; Disk "lost"

In newly released for publication revelation from the Anat Kamm and Haaretz Reporter Uri Blau (alleged) espionage case; the disk with with the additional 1950 stolen and classified IDF documents -- has "disappeared."

YNET reports today (only currently in Hebrew), that one of the CDs burned by Kamm, and given to Blau has disappeared and no one knows where it is.

It could have been thrown out in the trash, or might be hanging from someone's rear-view car mirror in Netanya, or they could be in the hands of Iran, Hizbollah, Hamas, Fatah or Bin-Laden.

The IDF is now working under the assumption that the files have fallen into the hands of Israel's enemies, and are changing hundreds of operational plans.

The utter irresponsibility of Anat Kamm and Uri Blau towards the security of the State of Israel is staggering.


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30 comments:

Sammy Shomron said...

There's a new TV series that is going to be showing next season. It's called "The 1950".

In every show one secret document will reach the hands of an unfriendly.

The Mossad will be sent to eliminate the enemy agent that has the document before they can damage the country.

By the end of the season they say that the entire staff of Haaretz and the NIF will be wiped out.

Jameel @ The Muqata said...

Sammy - You're an idiot.

I can't post anything without you making a stupid comment?

This was a serious post, and you've turned it into a joke.

Go find another blog to haunt.

tanka tt said...

hey jameel - don't think that bashing that commenter is going to get me off your back so fast.

this time the post didn't say that Kamm and Blau are leftists, but i know you were thinking it. for shame...

Anonymous said...

Don't you dare think the truth.

Uri Blau said...

Chill out everyone, I'm looking for it. I know I put somewhere safe, it just slipped my mind exactly where. Hold on, I'm going outside now to check the car...

Anat Kamm said...

Shmuck.

I told you to keep them in a safe place.

Maj. General Yair Naveh said...

Anat: I can't believe you sold us out.

Once again, you've proven that IDF women should only serve coffee and have no access to classified documents.

Osama said...

Uri and Anat -- Thanks for all your help!

The check is in the mail...

Jameel @ The Muqata said...

Will the trolls PLEASE go back to sleep?!

Sheesh. WHY MY BLOG?!

Uri Blau said...

Dang, Anat, what are you doing here? I didn't figure you were going to see my comment. Now I'm really gonna get it. :-( Tanka TT told me you had stopped reading the Muqata after all that NIF stuff...

Hang on, my friend from Dubai is calling me back on my cell. (I might have lent the disk to him for safekeeping, I can't remember.)

Yuval Diskin said...

Anat: Your house arrest does NOT include internet access.

You're SO busted.

Naomi Chazan said...

Diskin: Stop bugging Anat and Uri -- THEY are the heroes of Israel for showing how the IDF ignores the High Court.

Trust me, they are going to get off. We're doing all we can to ensure it.

Uri Blau said...

Stop the presses everyone, I FOUND IT!!! It was stuck to the bottom of an old pizza box that fell behind the couch.

Now I can cut that sweet plea bargain deal that Dorit offered after all. Woo hoo!

Shulamit Aloni said...

Jameel: You and this blog are a bunch of Nazis.

Uri Blau said...

@#$%^&!

Never mind, looks like it's just my Aviv Geffen bootleg CD.

Damn, I've really gotta start labelling my disks...

Dana Beinleumi said...

Uri: Isn't that the DVD we "made?"

Uri Blau said...

Dana: It's the one we did at the Rachel Corrie Memorial concert.

Uri Blau said...

WTF, Shula's here too?

Tanka, you were so totally off when you said that no one was going to be reading the Muqata anymore.

Anat Kamm said...

Uri: You took advantage of me, just as you did the other female soldiers who have been stealing IDF documents for you over the years.

Not only did you publish the documents (leading the Shin bet right back to me), but you lost them.

While I wanted to expose the truth, I'm not an irresponsible idiot like you are.

Then again, I wonder if this is the reason I didn't make it through the IAF pilot's "gibush"

Uri Blau said...

C'mon, honey, don't get so mad. I'll make it up to you, you'll see.

I talked on the phone again with Rahm Emmanuel last night, and he says that Obama's going to turn the thumbscrews on Bibi to make sure you get a good deal. You'll be out of the slammer in no time, I promise.

Meanwhile, since I've got all this free time here in London, I've already started negotiating for the book and movie rights. I'm gonna be rich!

Anat Kamm said...

Excuse me? You're going to be rich?!

You selfish bastard!

Uri Blau said...

Ooops. Sorry, honey - that was a just a typo. I meant that WE'RE gonna be rich. Trust me, I'm totally looking out for you, and I'm gonna cut you a sweet deal. You'll get almost as much as me. Look me up as soon as they let you out, and I'll make sure you get your cut. I won't screw it up this time, I promise.

Uri Blau said...

Hey, Anat - it doesn't look like that disk is turning up, but I just had this great idea. If I can get them to let you keep your laptop in prison, do you think you can maybe "rewrite" the missing 1950 documents from scratch? I mean, you've seen a zillion IDF "secret documents", you can probably do them in your sleep. If you do a convincing enough job, they'll probably never know the difference - and they'll never be able to prove they're fakes, since you told me they never backed up those crashed servers.

Be a honey and do this for me, would ya? I mean, you're gonna be spending a lot of time in prison anyways, and it's not like you're going to have much else to do with your time, right? And I'll make it up to you by taking you out for dinner when you get out, OK? Thanks a bunch.

alex said...

tafka - you're delusional. Here is Anat Kam explaining in plain Hebrew to the Shabak the leftist ideological motivations for what she did -

http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-3874819,00.html

And here is the English translation for the Hebraically-impaired:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3874912,00.html

Anat Kamm said...

Uri; Don't "honey" me, you jerk.

You're getting a salary from Haaretz as their London correspondent, and I'm stuck at home under house arrest.

Walla's not paying me squat while I'm stuck at home.

Commenter Abbi said...

I love the new pic of her sans doofy glasses. She looks like a woman who should be taken seriously, damn it!

Michael J. Fox @ Spin City said...

Commenter Abbi: I'm just doing my job...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Jameel,

Thanks for the tip. There already is an English version.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3874912,00.html

It looks shittier and shittier every day.

Cheers.

The back of the hill said...

Willing to bet that Anat Kam will, in a very few years, be touring the United States and Europe giving talks to audiences comprised of very sincere people who idolize her for what she did.

People like MECA, ISM, Women in Black, International ANSWER, QUIT, Codepink, J-Street, SJP, JVP, Alawda ....

The last thing, absolutely the very last thing, that we need in the US is some damn self-righteous Israeli telling us what to think.
We've got enough damn self-righteous people of our own, and they're insufferable enough.

Breaking Daily News said...

Wow ...I even cant think of doing such blunder :S

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