Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Caption Needed


Pick one:

Al-Quds: Zionist Army Soldiers prepare to eat Palestinian child's pet bird.
Haaretz: IDF Soldiers prepare to behead Palestinian child's pet bird.
YNET: IDF Soldiers Capture Endangered Bird in Palestinian Village
Arutz Sheva: IDF Soldiers Liberate Endangered Bird in Palestinian Village
NYTimes: Rare Bird killed by IDF troops. (Note: they change their story the next day -- see photo in link on the right)

Or add your own...I'll post the real story later.


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17 comments:

Menachem Mendel said...

Secret Zionist Weapon Turns Palestinian Children into Birds

realRightWinger said...

New Secret Israeli Weapon - giving the Palestinians the bird....-

Lady-Light said...

Omigawd. I can't believe these headlines. The world cannot be saved.
Besides which, isn't it obvious that the IDF soldiers are about to prepare chicken-er,rare bird soup (with matza balls) for Shabbat dinner?

ProfK said...

IDF soldiers steal bird from Palestinians in preparation for Satanic rite of Kaporos. A little early in the year but, hey, if you're going to get it all wrong why quibble about the time period.

annie said...

You've got the Al Quds headline wrong. It should be "Evil IOF soldiers capture the Palestinian Dove of Peace".

Anonymous said...

We couldn't find a gerbil!

Akiva said...

Settlers riot injuring hundreds after High Court orders settlement children's petting zoo bulldozed.

Lakewood Falling Down said...

Crazed Right Wing IDF soldiers prepare a Slav-Bird for slaughter on Temple Mount.

DTC said...

You left out the press release from PETA:

PETA strongly condemns the barbaric and illegal misuse of all animals by the IDF. Animals should be kept out of military conflicts and not be used as shields, targeting devices or other reconnaisance tools.

The back of the hill said...

Native Palestinian falconers being driven into poverty by IDF brutality - UN condemns Israeli barbarism.

Quote from article: Genenva, July 1st, 2009: UN chief-wombat issued a stinging critique of Jewish insensitivity today.....

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Okay, I'll give. What kind of falcon is that? And crucially, how old is it? The colouration suggests an inmature bird.

Neshama said...

Homing Pidgeon finds friend trapped under debris!

www.habayitah.blogspot.com

Neshama said...

'Twitter' caught raiding IDF camp 'mess-hall' after aruchat boker!

The Rebbetzin's Husband said...

High-tech Iranian drone captured by IDF

tafka pp said...

what "annie" said

Yaacov David Shulman said...

Haaretz: Dichter releases chilling video: right-wing paramilitary group joins anti-democratic Hareidim in kabbalistic ceremony intended to turn Bibi Netanyahu into owl, Ehud Barak into turkey

Jameel @ The Muqata said...

The Real Story:

IDF combat units operating in the Shomron region were entering Palestinian homes, suspected of containing weapons.

In one home in a Palestinian village in the Shomron, instead of finding weapons, the IDF soldiers found 2 caged baby Falcons, in rather awful condition.

Falcons, are a protected species in Israel, they the 2 baby Falcons were rescued and given over to Israel Society for the protection of animals, who are nursing the birds back to health.

Its unclear why PETA and the UN have not yet condemned Israel for this barbaric act.

Don Cox said...

"What kind of falcon is that?"

Looks like a kestrel to me. A search of JPost brings up a story that kestrels are being used on Israeli farms to kill mice and voles.

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