Monday, July 12, 2010

"Psychic" Octopus Picks Israel

Paul the "psychic" Octopus successfully predicted the outcome of the FIFA World Cup Championship last night, (Spain over Holland), as well as the winner of six World Cup matches so far.

The octopus, also known as the "Oracle of Oberhausen," has now crushed Palestinian hopes for an independent State, when he chose Israel last night as the sovereign country that will rule the Land of Israel and all of Jerusalem.

Angry Palestinians are reportedly announcing a world Jihad against squids everywhere.

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A Childhood Friend said...

Why am I not surprised that you chose to report only the predictions of a wacko, right-wing, Zionist squid, but deliberately ignored the political views of all the progressive, pro-Palestinian marine life out there? Next you'll be telling us that those other squids and octopi are treif just because they're funded by the NIF and eaten by progressive, humanitarian rabbis.

With posts like this, it's no wonder that the Muqata is rapidly losing most of it's left-wing mollusk readership.

realRightWinger said...
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realRightWinger said...

Jameel I hear though there is an Ass called Barack in the US of A who claims quite the opposite...

Mollusks for The Muqata said...

To Childhood friend: Here in the sea anemone, the Muqata is a top rated blog, a favorite from clown fish to squid.

Why not find another aquatic blog to bash?

Anonymous said...

My favorite line from the article: Animal rights group PETA wants him freed.

Anonymous said...

Animal rights group PETA wants him freed.

Too funny - just tell PETA to 'clam up'.

The back of the hill said...

Squid and octopus are NOT the same. So that photo is just wrong, a real terror-supporting Palestinian would know that. Probably just a picture of some school drop-out somewhere in Eurabia.

Now, this is a bummer: However, reproduction is a cause of death: males can only live for a few months after mating, and females die shortly after their eggs hatch.

Secretions from the optic glands are the cause of genetically programmed death.

I am sad for the octopus.

Alaa said...

Paul doesn't seem to have picked Israel in this picture, It seems that he is still standing on the middle pillar!. On the other hand, i have another picture where he is fully standing over the Palestinian box and opening it.

As for the second picture, common! i am sure that there are people out there who can modify a fake picture better than that! a stupid would see that the font writing on the board is added digitally :\!

Aside from all of that, people with right don't need a 'Paul' to grant them hope :)

the sabra said...

haahaa this is hysterical :D

Anonymous said...

Alaa - it's called satire, retard. Look it up!

Anonymous said...

Due to the fatwa and latest tirades out of Iran, Paul is rumored to be seeking shelter in Salman Rashdi's bath tub.

Anonymous said...

Photoshop skills need more work. Sorry.

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