My favorite so far is:
20. very misunderstood
"They were approached by the terrorist, who began talking to them in broken English, mixed with Hebrew and Arabic. He seemed nervous, put his hand into his shirt between the buttons, pulled out a knife and shouted, 'Allah Akbar'
What actually transpired was the poor dead man was doing an advertisement for Ali's Snack Bar not Allah Akbar and pulled out the knife to cut some camel pastrami for a sandwich. This is when the horrible "settler" shot him.
Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד