Thursday, December 28, 2006

In Chelm, they tell jokes about Israel

In today's news:
With Israeli consent, Egypt transferred 2,000 rifles and 20,000 magazines to Fatah through the Gaza-Egypt border in a bid to counter Hamas' armament drive.
Exciting, eh? 2000 rifles and TWO MILLION BULLETS were transferred to Gaza. Prime Minister Olmert has informed us that this will be to help the "good guys" (lead by Holocaust Denier, Palestinian Authority President, Abu-Mazen) to take control of the bad guys (led by Hamas leader, Palestinian Authority Prime Minister Haniyeh).

Hmmm. Sounds like a good thing? Right? After all, the Prime Minister of Israel can't be that stupid as to do anything to endanger our security?

The Popular Resistance Committees on Thursday warned that arms transferred by Egypt to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah movement will reach its operatives who will use them against Israel .

"We vow to show the Israelis very soon the weapons they lately channeled to the Presidential Guards and to the security services will be directed against the occupation," Muhammad Abdel Al, a spokesperson for the group said.
In Chelm, they tell jokes about Olmert.

They can't even keep up with the numbering of them, since they get written so quickly.

Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael


Mike Miller said...

In Soviet Russia, Chelm jokes tell you!

[ok, not that funny, but the best I can come up with right now]

Cosmic X said...

Will Olmert Win The "Fiskie"?

The back of the hill said...

At the risk of sounding more religious than I am, may the Palestinians have a civil war with those bullets, soon and in our days.

Or least-ways acute lead-poisoning.

There is no other "rational" explanation for this gift - it is the only thing that makes even an iota of sense about the decision.

Jack Steiner said...

Olmert is a piece of work.

Lion of Zion said...

i think i know the answer to my question, but have you ever listened to subliminal?
this story reminds of a popular song of his:

kasamba said...

Even Chelm would be embarrassed!

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