In the meantime, The entire City of Petach Tikva (ebay item #: 7416865947) is for sale on ebay.
The city of Petach Tikva, near Tel Aviv, has been put on sale on auction website eBay, with initial bids standing at just USD 8.57. The auction ends in five days, however, and the Israeli city could certainly be worth more than that. The current highest bid is standing at USD 127.
The auction for the sale of the city was published three days ago, and until now nine bids have been received. (Hat-tip: YNET)
From the Description: Special Bonus: Buy Petach Tikva and receive a bus ticket for the 66 bus line to Tel-Aviv for free. Standing Room only.
Happy Bidding, and Good Luck!
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