I am very happy to announce two things. 1) I was right, he was kidnapped and 2) Jameel Rashid of the famed Muqata has been finally rescued by my covert team "The LA Chossids." After my informants spotted Jameel, I quickly flew to the "Deadzone" aka, New York and joined my team. So that I wouldn't get hurt or dirty, I stayed next to my car, BUT, I am please to inform you that I was able to photograph all the action, including the dialogue. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is what transpired:
There you have it. Amazing huh? Jameel is safe now, but I bet you are asking yourself who was behind the kidnapping. Well, I'm sure most of you have figured it out. I mean, who else could it have been? I knew it from the start.
Here he is, OUR KIDNAPPER............
dum dum duuuuuuuuum. Yup. Ezzie Goldish. He is currently in custody, but more questioning will be needed. I have my theories as to what drove Ezzie mad to kidnapp Jameel, but I am not at liberty of disclosing that yet. Maybe some of you have some of your own theories.
Anyways, Jameel is safe and sound back at the Muqata, thanks to me, and regular blogging will continue soon like none of this ever happened.
Wherever you are, I guess I'm not getting your stereo