Aussie "Hit and Run Squad" arrives in Israel

Outraged over the killing of a Senior Hamas Terrorist in Dubai, and the alleged use of Australian passports by the Israeli Mossad, Australia dispatched their own "Hit and Run Squad" to Israel.

After arriving in Israel, the 3 police agents went directly from the Ben Gurion airport to the Australian embassy in Tel-Aviv. After 2 few hours, the agents drove off in search of interviewing the Australian national,s whose passports were forged and used by the Dubai Hit Squad.

While driving away from the embassy, their diplomatic-plated car hit an Israeli cyclist, knocking her to the ground.

The Australian agents fled the scene without stopping, without offering any assistance, and without even inquiring as to the extent of the cyclist's injuries, which they caused.

We have obtained the following photo of the Australian Police agents -- if you see them around Israel, excersize extreme caution, as they are considered extremely rude and immoral to be part of a "hit and run" squad.

Israel Army radio reported this morning that the cyclist was lightly wounded, and ynet reports that the cyclist would like a apology from the Australian Embassy over the issue, and a new wheel for her bike.

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Fleeing Dubai -- Scuba Equipment Under a Burka

This is a great story -- a French Spy escaped Dubai by hiding his Scuba Diving Equipment under a Burka.

On a quiet spring morning, when the Arab villagers were at Friday prayers, Herve Jaubert dragged his rubber dinghy down an empty beach, started the engine, and chugged away to freedom.

As befits a former French naval officer and spy, he had made immaculate preparations for his escape from the United Arab Emirates.

The night before, he claims he had donned wetsuit and scuba diving gear, which had smuggled to him from France in pieces. He dressed himself in women's clothes, and covered himself with a black abaya, the all-enveloping burka-like robe worn to preserve modesty in the Gulf.

Not a small man, he shuffled awkwardly out of the hotel where he was staying under an assumed name, made his way to the seafront and slipped in.

From there, he swam underwater to the nearby coastguard station, on a remote outpost of the emirate of Fujairah, where he cut the fuel lines on a police patrol boat. He knew it was the only one in the area, and the coast would now be clear.

On his dinghy the next day, it took six hours to reach his destination: a sailing boat, crewed by a fellow former French spy, that was waiting just outside UAE territorial waters.

He clambered aboard, turned the prow towards India, and for the first time since he alleges the Dubai secret police had threatened to insert needles up his nose a year before, felt the fear in his stomach dissipate. He was free.

Read the remarkable story here.

I think this would be a great way for people to escape Ramat Beit Shemesh Bet. Too bad its landlocked and the scuba equipment isn't that helpful...

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