Thursday, March 15, 2007

Jameel's Location

Hyrax my friend, you need to take a deep breath. Our pal Jameel is actually participating in a special program. If you listened to the Podcast you might have heard him say 198 hours until Manaic, or should I spell it phonetically mah nai ack.

Anyhoo that was part of the code to let the boys know that Operation Waffle House was a go. Not only that, but the entire podcast is sprinkled with clues to his current location. If you play the Psychotoddler entry backwards you'll find out that not only is Paul not dead, Jameel is currently in.............

You didn't really think that I was going to give it away did you.

Ok, for those of you who want to play along in the home version here is what you need to do to get started.
  1. Go into Jameel's archives to this post: Great Jewish Expulsions in the last 2000 years
  2. Add the first dozen entries and then divide by 12. That will provide you with vital information. It is not going to be latitude or longitude, but it will help you find the first address you need.
  3. Time for some basic Gematria. Take the value of Jameel's name, multiply it by chai and then divide by his age.
  4. Stay tuned for more directions.
That is it. On behalf of Jameel we extend our thanks.

Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael


Holy Hyrax said...

you're in on all of this aren't you? The picture is real. You're making the readers go off on this wild goose chase to distract them from what really happened to Jameel. You're either took him, or you know who did, you, you, you monster.

Ye'he Sh'mey Raba Mevorach said...

ROTFLOL. I'm going to go check his office now. Maybe he's just locked in? :0)


Unknown said...

Jack kidnapped him, and claims it's a secret mission!? How low!

Jack Steiner said...


Please. It is not like he was forced to move to cleveland.

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