Showing posts with label waffles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label waffles. Show all posts

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Will the Muqata Ever Be the Same?

Long time friend of the blog, "Special Ed" sent me the following item which has rocked the Muqata blog to its very core.

Presenting, the "Wafflesicle" ...



What the iPad is to the iPod, the "Wafflesicle" is to the run of the mill breakfast "Waffle"

Forget everything you ever thought you knew about waffles. Because Lolly, a waffle maker that produces 9.4-inch waffle cones on a stick, has changed everything. Can I interest you in a wafflesicle? Of course I can.

Lolly, from Triangular Concept, can crank out four of these delicious-looking treats in under two minutes. Which is good, because that's about how long it'd take me to down the first batch and be ready for the second. [Triangular Concept via TheTrendyGirl via The Daily What]

I guess the West Coast Wafflemeister, Jack, will have to weigh in on this one...(and we haven't seen him around here since he inherited a fortune from Shola, the Nigerian Spammer)

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Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Happy Purim!

Wishing all our readers a very Happy Purim!


(and yes, this is an actual mishloach manot we gave out this year...)

Happy Purim all,

Jameel @ Co.


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Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Blueberry Wafflelicious

Actual Conversation:

Writer-In-Training: this is all your influence
I'm stuck in my writing so I decided to make waffles instead

Jameel
: Awesome!
Waffles rock :-)

Writer-In-Training
: especially blueberry ones

Inspired by the Muqata, a hungry reader made blueberry waffles for breakfast, sending us this picture today:


hat-tip: the no-longer-hungry-writer-in-training

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Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Monday, March 02, 2009

Jameel's Reality Television Show

Hi All,

It is Jack and I am pleased to bring you a special report.

Every year it seems that Jameel disappears and we go through a series of posts that discuss where he is or what has been doing.

Well this year I am pleased to be able to provide the definitive report on where Jameel has been and what he has been doing. Unfortunately due to a rough experience with the LOAG extra security efforts had to be undertaken. But now we can reveal bits and pieces.

During the past several weeks Jameel has been on location filming his very own reality television show. In addition he also been busy working on a special film that is going straight to DVD, Muqata Waffle Madness in which our very own waffle master will teach you how to make waffles like a pro.

Rumor has it that in addition to the cooking class there is also going to be a Workout With Jameel Video. That should go nicely with the Muqata Waffles At Your Workstation Keyboard.
Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Never Waffle on Paying the Bill

In honor of my dear friend, Jack.


FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A woman decided to go to jail rather than pay her bill at a Fort Pierce Waffle House restaurant.

The total she went to jail over: $7.45.

According to a police report, Maryanne O'Neill, 66, ordered coffee and a sandwich waffles at a Waffle House restaurant on Saturday but refused to pay the bill.

The report said an officer asked her to pay or go to jail and she refused.

A jail official says she was released Monday from the St. Lucie County Jail. She is charged with obtaining food or lodging with intent to defraud, a second degree misdemeanor.

How totally uncouth.

Obviously not a reader of the Muqata blog.

Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Obama panders shamelessly to Muqata voters

Obama: "Lemme Eat My Waffle"
Obama: "Why can’t I just eat my waffle?"
Obama: "Let Me Eat My Waffle!"

Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama lost his cool Monday when reporters pressed him to comment on former American President Jimmy Carter's meeting with Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal in Damascus. "Why can't I just eat my waffle?" he said while eating his breakfast, according to MSNBC. The reporter asked him a second time, and Sen. Obama again replied, "Just let me eat my waffle."


Pass the syrup.


Updated Here:



Wherever I am, my waffles turn towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Miluim Debreifing

For those of you poor souls who think Jameel was in Syria, that is just part of an elaborate disinformation campaign from his handlers in the Shin Bet.

You see, Jameel was on a mission to spread aliyah one waffle at a time, and my Shul was one of his first targets.

If you're not confused yet the scene is something like this. Shabbos morning I'm sitting in my shul and they announce a brand new Monday morning Halacha shiur, and a waffle Breakfast, all while Jameel is supposedly on Milluim.

Coincidence? I think not!


Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

More Powerful Than The Foreman Grill

We worked closely with a crack team of expert wafflemakers for two years to conceptualize and design a revolutionary waffle maker. The result: this stainless-steel machine that makes the best waffles we’ve ever tasted. The 1" thick golden waffles turn out deliciously crispy on the outside and meltingly tender inside, with deep pockets that hold plenty of tantalizing toppings. The secret to their incredible tastiness comes from an ancient recipe that was discovered on a tiyul in the Negev.
Advanced heating technology ensures perfectly consistent baking and browning, with an indicator light to let you know when the machine has reached the optimal baking temperature. Nonstick cast-aluminum grids release the two 4 1/2" sq. waffles effortlessly, while an overflow trough channels away excess batter for easy cleanup. 10 3/4" x 11" x 5 1/4" high. A Muqata Waffle Hut exclusive.

Whenever I on am miluim I dream of waffles.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Who Is Stalking Jameel?

The inherent dangers of the internet and blogosphere are known to all. While I tip my hat towards those bloggers who have stripped away their own anonymity and blog out in the open like Treppenwitz, Hirhurim, and Serandez; I still try keep my identity to myself (for the most part).

However, the 2 scariest issues for bloggers are as follows:

1. Someone revealing their anonymity
2. Stalkers

I carry a semi-automatic hand-gun with me at all times, and have my automatic M16 assault rifle (complete with close range, urban-warfare, rapid target acquisition sight) at my disposal, so I'm not overly worried about stalkers. However, this past Friday afternoon, a stalker got the better of me.

Driving around on Friday afternoon I noticed a note tucked into a bag in my car. "That's odd," I thought to myself, "what's the blue piece of paper doing here?"

Looking at it, my heart sank...

It was mysteriously signed in a circle, "loag." For those of you who aren't familiar with the "Loag", Wookipedia has the scoop:
The Loag, a group of assassins, oppressed the planet Merisee during the Old Republic. They were apparently wiped out by six Jedi after an effort of a full year. Three of the Jedi were killed in the violent denouncement of the cult. At the end of the campaign, the Jedi took the Loag dagger, which the assassins had sworn their blood oaths on, and it was placed in the care of the Galactic Museum on Coruscant.
So not only do I have a waffle stalker after me, but it's an entire group of waffle-starved assassins!

Fine. If that's the price to pay for having a blog, I can deal with it.

My kids are on the lookout for cloaked figures who may snoop around the neighborhood, my wife is well-trained with her own firearm, our home has security cameras outside, and our community security operations center (as well as the IDF) is in 24x7 contact with me.

The "Loag" think they may be tough, but they've come after the wrong blogger.


Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael טובה הארץ מאד מאד

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Results of The Golden Waffle Hunt

The winners of the Golden Waffle Hunt will be announced shortly.

Wherever I am, I make tasty waffles.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Cold Turkey!


Greetings JBlogosphere!

Due to an upcoming family simcha, I am hereby taking a blogging break for a week and a bit. I have way too many personal responsibilities to attend to, such as numerous Divrei Torah and speeches to write, comic material to produce, thought-provoking ideas to ponder and deliver, as well as plan a tiyul around the Shomron for our guests, and a million other things.

Don't dismay, I have contacted an eclectic group of Bloggers from around the Universe to keep you educated and entertained in my absence on this blog.

Currently, I have about 500 readers a day. The big question is, will I still have a readership when I return? Will the guest bloggers write amazing posts as they did a year and a half ago? Will we read about Mars and Venus in the Jewish home? Will they write aliya inspirational stories or Torah posts with wit and humor?

G-d only knows.

Good luck to them...and to us all!

Regards,

Jameel & Co.

PS: I will still be reading and might pop in from time to time...depends on my progress on my list of things to do. I never was that great at cold turkey, except in the YU dorm at 2:30 AM. Even better than a microwaved bagel-dog.



Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael, even if it gets taken over by a bunch of Waffle-crazed bloggers from around the planet

Monday, June 04, 2007

Mondays are for Waffles


Muqata waffles at your workstation


What would a Monday be, without World Famous Muqata-brand (TM) Waffles?

Anyone recall this video of Wallace the Waffle Whiffer? I'm surprised Jack never mentioned it before...

I don't believe Aunt Jemima Waffles are kosher, so please do not view this commercial as an endorsement of their waffles, which obviously can't compete with Muqata brand waffles.

And now that breakfast's over, we can all get back to work.

(And a hat-tip to those who sent the keyboard waffle pic :)










Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael

Monday, May 21, 2007

The Golden Ticket!

Greetings Muqata Readers.

Today is a veeeery special day...

Today, the 200,000th visitor to the Muqata will be arriving at this blog!

Remember the Golden Ticket from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Would you like entry to the top secret Muqata Waffla Factory? A limited edition muqata t-shirt? A signed picture of Jameel @ The Muqata? 200,000th Muqata Points? The possibilities are simply endless.

Will YOU be the 200,000th visitor?

Keep track of the sitecounter down below...and your IP address, and let me know by email.


And if you haven't read it yet, I highly recommend this posting from yesterday. It got knocked down because of the other posts...but it's definitely worth a read and a chuckle.

Good Luck!



Jameel.







Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The JIBs...or else!

I've been threatened with severe bodily harm by Ezzie if I don't post about..."The JIBs". I assume you've all heard about them already, but since nominations are only open till Thursday (tomorrow! The 19th of April), it's time to remind you all.

Nominations are for the following categories:
  • Best All-Around (includes Best Mega Blog, Large Blog, Small Blog, New Blog, Group Blog, Overall)
  • Best Posts (includes Best Overall, Best Humor, Best News, Best Series, Best Podcast, etc.)
  • Best in Class (includes Best Torah, Slice of Life in Israel, Left-Wing, Photoblog, Student Life, etc.)
  • Best Specialty (includes Best Design, Best of the Rest, Best Podcasting/Audio/Videoblog, Best Contribution/Blog that made a Difference)
Last year, I made it to the second round for "Best Israel Advocate" and lost to Little Green Footballs...which is like comparing apples to cellphones since they have tens of thousands of daily readers....versus my 20.

Also, last year I ignored them and didn't ask to be nominated...this year, in the JIB wannabe awards, Joe Settler trounced me as well. Not that Joe doesn't need some moral support from time to time, and I have had many long conversations with him about why he should not stop blogging...but this time, I am putting down my foot and intend to win. DovBear and Hirhurim shouldn't be the only bloggers with 15 JIB awards in their sidebar -- though Hirhurim does have a great site...and DovBear is...provocative.

I am requesting your help in nominating the Muqata blog to achieve greatness through the JIB awards. And not only my blog...but go out an nominate all the great blogs and blog posts out there. Bloggers put hours of time into these posts...and the silly graphic and awards mean the world to them!

Of course, I know this help comes at a price. I'll have to discuss this with Jack the WaffleKing, and get clearance from the Mrs. @ The Muqata, but perhaps a victory waffle-breakfast could be arranged to celebrate winning a JIB or two. The possibilities are endless!

So...get out and nominate! (or just click here) Be creative...with all the groups out there, the Muqata blog should be eligible for something...

Ezzie: Are you happy now? I'd rather be blogging now about a million other things...and posting pictures and stories from my current trip here in Budapest...but Ive devoted this posting to the JIBs.

And I'll post my nominations list tonight as well...all sorts of blogs deserve awards (and bloggers)...like the Holy Hyrax...and Chana The Curious Jew...and Ask Shifra...and Orthomom deserves one for fighting the forces of evil and ugly...and Kasamba should get one for funniest blog...and the Maggid of Bergenfield is a great new blogger...and we can even cheer up the GodolHador with an award. I could go on and on...which is what I'll do tonight when I blog some more.

As they say here in Budapest..."bye"

Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Chelm Still Laughing at Israel




The above clip appeared on the Jay Leno show, showing Israel's brilliant Defense Minister, Amir Peretz, attempting to look through binoculars with the lens caps still on.**

I wish he did this for the sake of Adar/Purim levity...but alas, that is not the case.

So much to write about. I'm sorry I was out of commission last week; hardly any time, and even less internet access.

However, unlike Jack the Waffle Guy, the often-profound XGH, the poignant Treppenwitz, the ubiquitous Jewbiquitous , the eloquent, champion of blog free-speech Orthomom, the blogger with answers -- AskShifra, Ezzie the round-up blogger, or the Slifkin Scorecard blogger from the 5towns, Krum...unlike them all, I received mention in the Jerusalem Post this week! ***

More to come....Purim is approaching.

In an abrupt, yet neccessary change of pace; my condolences to real-life-blog-friend Steg, who is sitting shiva for his father z'l.

You'll be hearing more from me later.

Shavua Tov.

Adar Sameach,

Jameel.


** Not only did I just notice before posting this that Jack has the exact same picture, but he used "Chelm" in his title. I guess we have been reading each other's blog for way to long, or perhaps we are just the same person after all.

*** If you want a link drop as well, please let me know!

**** Hat-tip to Gee, I'm a Moron for the JPost link.





Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael

Monday, February 12, 2007

Jameel's Blogroll

Now I don't know about you, but Jameel's blogroll reminds me of an overstuffed closet. It is chock full of all sorts of treasures. The problem is trying to determine just what is gold and what is Fools Gold.

It is not really my place to criticize the host but I am feeling rather grumpy so etiquette goes out the window. So I have to continue along this perilous path and ask Jameel a question.

Have you noticed that a few of those blogs are dead. It is not like the Princess Bride where we can say mostly dead is partially alive. They are dead and there is less hope of them being restored than Elvis suddenly showing up for a waffle breakfast.

See, criticize someone else and you forget about your own problems. You'll have to excuse me now I have to run back to my blog and see if there are glaring issues that Jameel can blast me about.

As they once said, lulei demistafina.








Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael

Waffles - The Breakfast of the Vanities


Jack's done a pretty decent job of putting together Haveil Havalim this week.

A pretty decent job, but he only managed to slip my blog in 7 times.

Seven Times?

I was sure that Jack would manage a few more, especially after gorging himself on waffles at my house.

Do you know that he can burp louder than anyone I know in the Northern hemisphere?

In any event, head on over to Haveil Havalim #106.

It's a good read.

PS: Since Jack omitted Sarah-with-no-H from his list, here's a bonus link to her site as well.






Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Responding to a Comment: Why endanger your family?

Newtime commenter "nuch a chosid" left me the following comment:

I don't feel comfortable asking you this. But I don't really get the fact that you feel living in such areas, is your mitzva of protecting Eretz yisroel, we wouldn't live in Harlem and we would rather understand you making sure your family is in a safe place where you are not in constant danger, then chosing to live in the frontline I know you think different, but we Americans (or at least I as a yankee) can never understand it.

Dear Nuch a Chosid,

Although you felt uncomfortable asking, I'm glad you posted your comment.

Living in Eretz Yisrael is first and foremost a privilege to fulfill the mitzva of Yishuv Eretz Yisrael. Just as keeping Shabbat and observing the laws of Kashrut are not always simple, living in Israel can quite challenging as well.

Like you, I also grew up in the United States (and while I didn't live in Harlem, my junior high school yeshiva was surrounded by barbed wire at the time) and didn't live in a "war zone." I recall travelling on the NYC subways (and feeling less than secure), and I also experienced antisemitism. As a teenager riding on the subway, I was spat at by someone so frightening, it didn't even cross my mind to fight back or say anything. Riding my bike through suburbia, I had an occasional glass bottle thrown at me with an accompanying nasty epithet. Our shuls and mikva had swastikas spray painted on them as well.

However, the decision for me to move to Israel took place while I was learning in Yeshiva in Eretz Yisrael. Learning the mitzvot Teluyot Baaretz, combined with a new understanding of Jewish history made it obvious to me that one could live life as a Jew outside of Israel as an observer, a spectator of emerging Jewish history, or one could live in Israel and be a player, an active participant in modeling our future (hopefully, as a positive influence as well on Israeli society).

Living in the Shomron wasn't always "front line". Kiryat Shmona had it very bad in the 70's, Jerusalem and Tel-Aviv had a terrible spate of bus bombings and other terror attacks from the mid-90's, Southern Israel is still receiving almost-daily Qassam rocket attacks, and Northern Israel didn't have the easiest of summers.

Yet, when Palestinian terror came to the Shomron, I volunteered to actively participate in our community's defense through the IDF. There are 2 ways to deal with issues; you can sit back, complain, and worry. Or, you can be proactive and take an active role in your own defense.

I think the latter is a much healthier way to deal with problems, and it also has a positive educational effect on our children. They don't walk around scared that any second something can happen (and for the most part, things are quiet), because they know that in the event of an emergency, we have many dedicated people who train to neutralize terror threats quickly and effectively.

It can be "scary" at times, but there are plenty of scary situations all over the globe, all the time -- be it airplanes crashing into the World Trade Center buildings, biological, chemical or nuclear threats against the USA, terrible terrorist attacks in London and the rest of Europe, or just plain old targeting of Jews through antisemitism.

In the bigger scheme of things, I sincerely believe that the more Jews live in Israel, the better the situation will be for our people. Realizing that Israel is the land where Hashem constantly watches (more than any other place on the planet - ארץ אשר עיני ה' אלוקך בה), we have the opportunity to personally and positively influence our history, as individuals and as a community.

While we may have seemingly scary situations from time to time, we don't view ourselves as living in constant danger. My kids can safely stay out late and come home by themselves, my younger kids can walk to gan by themselves if they wish, and that's something you don't often find in Chutz Laaretz.

Bringing an M16 to shul on Shabbat may seem like a big deal, but in the grand scheme of things, my quality of life is probably a lot higher than yours.

And we merit to live in Eretz Yisrael.

Thanks again for dropping by to visit.

Jameel.

PS: For an amazing movie review of the new movie about the life of The Rav, Rabbi Joseph B. Soloveitchik, please see Chana's blog, The Curious Jew, here.





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