Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Now That's Entertainment?

Ever wonder what's considered entertaining on a blog? Some blogs garner thousands of visitors a day and hundreds of comments -- all because they are reputedly...entertaining? The GodolHador blog routinely gets dozens, often hundreds of comments on his posts and DovBear gets even more visitors...

And yet, this blog, the Muqata, while I may think it's entertaining, gets far far less. Do I need to invest more time in replying to commenters? Funnier posts? More serious posts? Vary my content? I'm stumped.

Yesterday I guest posted at DovBear's blog about "Pinchas"...and the post was one of the most commented on posts in the history of Dovbear's blog...with well over 400 comments. FOUR HUNDRED comments. That's insane! And it was the same group of 10 going at each other (mostly at me) over and over...

The most I ever had here for anything I ever posted was about 87....and I only get alot of comments like that maybe twice a month.

The trick I guess, is to encourage some sort of free-fall-chat in the comments section -- either by posting something insane, highly offensive, extremely funny...or just finding the right group of people at the right time.

Wanna meet here at 10:30 PM Israel time/3:30 PM EST?

We could try and see if it works...


Wherever I am, my blog turns towards Eretz Yisrael

310 comments:

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Scraps said...

This is fun! But I should get back to work soon, my boss is gonna kill me....

Ezzie said...

Whoops! Sorry Rebecca - I read one more often than the other, but that's partially because StandingHereScreaming you only post on here and there... I forgot you were here when I said who I read!

have popcorn will lurk said...

That's OK, Rafi. This is for our amusement at this point anyway!

Anonymous said...

200+ plus "comments" w/o anything really being said...reminds me of a first date.

Scraps said...

Thanks Ezzie! Duly posted.

Rafi G. said...

I just joined. No way I can read back that many comments..

Ezzie said...

200+ plus "comments" w/o anything really being said...reminds me of a first date.

G - Hehe.

Air Time said...

Ezzie - I made the connection the first time i saw your blogs name and read the description...but i didnt want to say anything

have popcorn will lurk said...

StepIma: "I'm a Jameel Comment Carnival Charter Member And All I Got Was This Lousy Icon"

Rafi G. said...

only a crazy settler could incite a group of people to comment so much!

Ezzie said...

AT - S'ok. No problems here... Olah Chadasha also. Small world, eh?

Air Time said...

yeah, very small

Ezzie said...

Hey Rebecca - Are the kids on SHS related to Jameel's?! The resemblance is uncanny! ;)

have popcorn will lurk said...

Everyone - over's to Rebecca's! Quick! (and then come back so that Jameel doesn't feel abandoned)

Irina Tsukerman said...

Chana: LOL! We should get Sarah here!

Irina Tsukerman said...

Limey2001: You menationed India..

Apparently, there was a huge terror attack there... a bunch of commuter trains bombed...

Anonymous said...

ok ok I got everyone's emails and I'm here. Now what are we discussing?

Rafi G. said...

the only time my posts crack past 3-5 comments is when my brothers get upset about something I say and instead of talking to each other (they work together), they duke it out on my site. it boosts the occassional post to above 20 comments. I think I hit 33 once..

Ezzie said...

HH - We were discussing why you weren't here, mostly.

Anonymous said...

-->Now what are we discussing?

Here's a hint...ever watch Seinfeld? :)

bec said...

aw nuts, i'm an hour late for the fun.

chardal said...

HH - We were discussing why you weren't here, mostly.

And I was just about to email Jameel your home address ;)

have popcorn will lurk said...

Irina - do you know how to make an icon? "I'm a Jameel Comment Carnival Charter Member And All I Got Was This Lousy Icon" with your list of names ;)

Ezzie said...

BEC - Sok, you didn't miss much. As G said... Here's a hint...ever watch Seinfeld? :)

Chardal - I could have done that. :)

Ezzie said...

Sorry, people, I gotta go. If Jameel comes back, ask him about the donkey cart he saw today. :)

have popcorn will lurk said...

LOL - how many posts can Jameel write on one day before Blogger kicks him off?????

Rafi G. said...

hi jameel! obviously it was a great post, seeing it generated so many comments!

Anonymous said...

HH - We were discussing why you weren't here, mostly.

Liar. You all just fear me.

And I was just about to email Jameel your home address ;)

ehhh, I fear not the Muqata Man. He's never going to come anyways.

Ezzie said...

Jameel, smart man: Open up a new tab of the comments. It's not *that* hard.

Ezzie said...

ehhh, I fear not the Muqata Man. He's never going to come anyways.

Ha. He already sent his kids to spy out the country for him...

Liar. You all just fear me.

What will you do, doubt us out of existence?! :P

Anonymous said...

Where is everyone now. If I have to, I will talk to myself for the next 700 comments just so Jameel can beat the record.

have popcorn will lurk said...

I prooooomised to take the kinderlach to the library. It's been fun!

Anonymous said...

Ha. He already sent his kids to spy out the country for him...

Do you honostly think I would let Jameel get the upper hand? I already sent my spies to track them the second they landed.

What will you do, doubt us out of existence?! :P

Oh Ezzie, your such a closet Skeptic :). Come out come out, the weather is fine.

Rafi G. said...

I am leaving in a couple of minutes. This party is so lame...I did not even get a t-shirt..

have popcorn will lurk said...

Stay tuned Rafi. Maybe you'll get a consolation icon for your blog. :)

Rafi G. said...

Jameel recommends the 1/2 pizza in Ramat Bet Shemesh!

StepIma said...

jameel told me to pass along this link, in case you haven't already seen it: http://muqata.blogspot.com/2006/07/comment-fest-conspiracy.html

*snort

exsemgirl said...

Party over already??
Irina hows the count?

Rafi G. said...

is the party moving over there now?

Anonymous said...

no, dont move the party. Jameel is just another casualty of war. We must forget about him

Rafi G. said...

as Rabin would have said, Jameel is a korban Shalom..

exsemgirl said...

The show must go on!!!

Anonymous said...

For people in Israel, fine, it's night time. But people in America..what do you guys do all day!!!???

Anonymous said...

exactly, someone start up a new discussion.

exsemgirl said...

hmmm holy shmoly any ideas?

Anonymous said...

we put up a work related window on our monitor incase the boss strolls by. But when he is gone, we blog.

Some of us are out of work hobbos. I won't mention any names.

exsemgirl said...

limey - thanks.

I gtg again soon :(

(btw limey what happened to your chat?)

exsemgirl said...

hmmmmm great idea.

So what do you think of zinidine's red card trick. What was said to him??

Anonymous said...

or how about we can talk about why religious schools for second graders get out at 4:30pm. Isent that a bit too late. I remember in public schools you were in school till 2:30 up till 6th grade. Now, I know there is Lemudei Kodesh, but 4:30 seems awfully late for a child to be at school. Thats my rant.

exsemgirl said...

HH it seems you are on your own cause i gtg too...

Anonymous said...

Fine. This post shall be mine, mine forever. Jameel can't do anything about it.

Anonymous said...

This post is mine.

My plan worked perfectly in scrambling blogger for Jameel. And after this, its Ezzie. And once I control the Muqata and Ezzie, I control the whole J-blogosphere

Ezzie said...

Ha! You will never control my blog... especially seeing as how you've never even accepted my invite to post. Hmph.

chardal said...

You can post on my blog as long as the post involves either Rav Kook or extreme right Israeli politics.

Irina Tsukerman said...

Whoa, we're doing great still!

Anonymous said...

HA! I still have that email Ezzie. I WILL control Serandez, you kofer.

and Chardal, I rule over R' Kook as well.

Now... DANCE!, no wait, we shall have a discussion. But after every 5th comment, you must pay homage to me.

Irina Tsukerman said...

Ah, good old ZZ: the rumors have it that ZZ said something about his victim's wife, and the victim called ZZ a terrorist, and ZZ decided that he could at least have something to show for the name and ... the rest is history.

Anonymous said...

I am a barbarian not a kangaroo.

Irina Tsukerman said...

Imagine when Jameel comes back and sees that the party went on long after he was kicked out by Blogger! : D

Irina Tsukerman said...

Ozzie: Good point. Although there might be some barbarian kangaroos...

chardal said...

Jameel, did you try deleting all your cookies?

Ezzie said...

HH - Doubter. :)

Anonymous said...

Closet Kofer

Ezzie said...

No, not a Kofer. But close! :P

Anonymous said...

well then kofer is good enough for me, you orthoprax

Ezzie said...

Nah. Orthoprax-Lite. :)

Anonymous said...

I've never heard of that one. Explain yourself. Does that you mean that you sort of believe in what you are doing, but not so much?

Irina Tsukerman said...

OK, you guys are clearly determined to hike it up to 300, aren't you?!

exsemgirl said...

trying

exsemgirl said...

to

exsemgirl said...

make

exsemgirl said...

it

exsemgirl said...

up

exsemgirl said...

to

Sarah Likes Green said...

well, better late than never... i missed the party because of the time difference to australia!

(next time, need more notice to be awake at odd hours of the night to join in!!)

was fast asleep as you were all here having a comment-fest.

but here i am now, doing my bit to build up the comment numbers at the muqata!

exsemgirl said...

three

exsemgirl said...

hundred

Sarah Likes Green said...

sorry for interrupting your count exsemgirl!!

Sarah Likes Green said...

but it's over three hundred now.

happy with that, jameel? ;)

exsemgirl said...

Sara dont interupt. Its rude.

exsemgirl said...

hrumph

Sarah Likes Green said...

exsemgirl: sorry, didn't hear you counting!

exsemgirl said...

turn up your hearing aid.

You upsidedown aussies.

hrumph hrumph.

Sarah Likes Green said...

"I'm a Jameel Comment Carnival Charter Member And All I Got Was This Lousy Icon"

lol... I'll see what I can do... thanks for the email Chana!

Anonymous said...

I see Jameel hasen't yet shown his face around. Well, I don't blame him. He obviously fears me (as he should). Hmmmmm Ezzie has also seem to fled. Too terrified eh? Good. Now you all witness my power (and handsomness)

Irina Tsukerman said...

No way. I came here just to make sure I'd put the last word in.

Sarah Likes Green said...

nice try irina ;)

Ezzie said...

I've never heard of that one. Explain yourself. Does that you mean that you sort of believe in what you are doing, but not so much?

No no no... it means I believe in it, but I only do it so much! :) (Or something like that)

Irina Tsukerman said...

Hi, still here? Wow... unintended consequences of one innocent post...

Jack Steiner said...

What a post.

Anonymous said...

I think this is a great post. I think everyone should just randomly vent one thing out thats really bothering them. Maybe some cool discussion can come out of it. Who wants to go first?

StepIma said...

last word.

Irina Tsukerman said...

There is no last word in this comment section...

the sabra said...

if more people join

the sabra said...

or ur boredeom increases

the sabra said...

or when ppl have enough pity/love for jameel

the sabra said...

(panting..outta breath..)
alright i did my part in helpin ye reach ur goal

Irina Tsukerman said...

Neither will I!

Irina Tsukerman said...

There's gotta be some hope at the end of the tunnel...

rockofgalilee said...

LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irina Tsukerman said...

NOT YET!!!!! : D

Anonymous said...

YAWP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

helpin out the cause with my comment :)

Anonymous said...

limey, may you always be so motivated-for the good things of course

Irina Tsukerman said...

But of course! : )

Jack Steiner said...

What the hell, I'll join in.

Irina Tsukerman said...

Good, I'll add you to the list!

PsychoToddler said...

I never read past the first 10 or 20 comments anyway.

PsychoToddler said...

Your mailbox must really be filling up, Jameel.

PinkDevora said...

Well, it's about time for a fresh face around here.

Here's to getting you over 400.

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