Friday, March 10, 2006

Purim @ Screams of a TourGuide

Purim with your favorite Israeli Tour Guide! (parody of this blog)

I despair

I have a new group here, and I think their stupid questions over a mere 24 hours definitely set a new record for ridiculous:

Is that Coke Machine a genuine relic of Herodian times?

Why won't this payphone accept my quarter?

Was the Davidson Center named after someone in the Temple?

Is Israel in Jordan or is Jordan in Israel?

I brought 75 K-Mart Toilet Brushes with me as a gift from my Federation. Can you recommend somewhere for us to go and distribute them?

Read the rest of valiant guide "A"s trials and tribulations at

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